Saturday, September 29, 2001
Afganistan Dispatch no.3 "On the way home, my mind switches to bigger things"
Yes, I've saved many, but I still feel unfufilled... As I fly over the refugee camp I feel a dull feeling- yes i helped them but did I rule them? Did they really understand Sanction-nature and yeild themselves unreservedly?.... No, and that is why I feel hollow. Yes, I force fed a withered baby, but what is the point of him living if not to "become" along lines I map out stringently? That is why I feel that my winning the Warwick Student Union Presidency is more important than helping the pathetic. If I can establish an institutional basis for myself I can save the unsavable...I hope you realise that this is a need not a want...this is called cyber soul searching...I am wracked by feelings....
Matthew 9:37 AM
Afghanistan dispatch no.2 "International humanitarian aid program interferes with personal ambition"
The US and UK special forces are in Afghanistan. I welcomed them over the Pakistani border last night, shaking the hands of each and every one of them, and wishing them good luck in the war. I've been living in a house with seven female refugees, each of them having recently lost their father. Very erotic. I would love to hang around the Pakistani/Afghan border for a little while longer but unfortunately I have a few errands to attend to at the Sanction Manction in Coventry. The students will be arriving this weekend. My presidential election campaign must begin early. The troops in Afghanistan have been issued my mobile number so I can help them, if need be, from the relative comfort of my newly installed election "hub" in what was formerly the Cooler diner.
Signing off,
Sanction.
Matthew 8:00 AM
Tuesday, September 25, 2001
Afganistan dispatch no. 1 "The women here are real teases"
Inbetween the daily tracking and killing of bastard Bin Laden I have had the pleasure of sampling some of the local beauties. What goes on is a weird kind of two way peep show - her locked in a vision only suit and me left wondering what else is on her but eyes. It really is quite erotic. Like that Cruise and Kidman film only starring me.
Matthew 9:55 AM
Wednesday, September 19, 2001
Well no sooner do I arrive in London after a wonderful two weeks in Bermuda, I'm overseas again, this time doing my bit for the international coalition against terrorism. I've a bit of friendly advice to offer to the world leaders. Will hopefully arrange a anti-Osama Bin Laden themed Top Banana on the first Monday night down the University of Warwick Student Union.
Matthew 11:49 PM
Wednesday, September 12, 2001
"Sanction points all sorts of fingers for all sorts of crimes"-touches on WTC only by chance.
Dave Sanction's weekly session of blame aportioning produced a small flutter of really important information.
Matthew 4:10 PM
Monday, September 10, 2001
New Book : "Sanction's Creed- getting a handle on Sanction-nature through the Creed song-cannon"
synopsis: getting a grip on Dave Sanction's personality has been, until now, like grabbing for small butterflies in much much air. In this new academic volume the lyrics of Sanction devotees Creed are analysised along the Sanction-life continuim with really tangible handholds generated.
Matthew 1:49 PM
Sunday, September 09, 2001
I'm in Bermuda. I'm working four hours a day for Amnesty International - just general things; making Sanction friendly zones in the local bars, helping the local women and so on.
The key figures:
Daily increase of time asleep - 35%
Women kissed - 114
Women bedded - 7
Cocktails paid for by Amnesty - 52
Sorry about the limited web access here. I'll be with you more often when I return to Warwick - not as a student, but strictly as a Student Union Presidential candidate. Sanction Salute.
Matthew 12:26 PM
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