Friday, November 22, 2002
Guy Debord amends his work from beyond the grave and publishes "The Society of the Spectacle of Sanction". He loves it all now.
Matthew 12:02 PM
Thursday, November 14, 2002
From PERSONAL PAST MONTHLY
Dave Sanction traces genesis of thought and blood back to Sanctities - the clown prince of Ancient Greece.
...A school photo of the Athenian Class of (whenever it was) - there's Socrates lost in thought and next to him, Aristophenes (sic) with a dreamy look befitting his poetic revery and look - over there - Plato - why, he looks ideal. But whose that at the back? Pulling the goonish expression? Why, its Sanctities, the self-styled "philosofarter", a lost graduate who has recently emerged from relative obscuirty to be installed as "The Greatest Greccian" in a BBC vote, thanks to work of the Ministry of Sanction-Geneology. Sanctities contribution to the thought-revolutions of his time tended toward a particular area - his ouput started from the premise that his name contained the word "tities" and expanded this point to consider the questions: How can this be best be used to my advantage? How can I swing people's reaction away from ridicule and towards playful ribbing?...
Matthew 7:22 PM
Thursday, November 07, 2002
From SnootyNews
Sancrtion supports Leslie, hearlds performance of Cindy, 21 from Surrey on Page 3
reports Dick T Rouble
Sanction's daily press conference - when he burdens us with useless opinions on non-news - was particularly
petty today.
first; a pathetic attempt at headline grabbing;
"Leslie is a laugh innt. When he wears that kilt at social events I can't help but laugh - "Oi! Leslie! What does a scotsman wear under his kilt?" I tend to shout at him. Once i even went over and tweaked the hem, as if to begin to look up, which OF COURSE I DIDNT DO. Now we all know what he has up there - a penis, as I expected."
then a silly pean to "beautiful boobies".
"I just want to assert on behalf of all red blooded guys out there - Cindy, 21 from Surrey certainly has beautiful boobies".
Matthew 12:39 PM
Saturday, November 02, 2002
Sanction retracts "I raped Ulrika too" statement. Stands by "I was raped by John Leslie" statement.
Matthew 12:02 AM
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