Wednesday, December 03, 2003
Sanc TV announce christmas schedule
6:00 - 10:00 AM Sanction's Sackload For Kids
A garish mix of one-off christmassy cartoons, gungings and hyper-pop.
10:00 - 12:00 Sanction's Christmas Presents - Low-budget reworking of the former Noel-Edmunds-as-jesus vehicle. Sanction wisks a group of retarded children off to meet Santa at Milton Keynes shopping centre, followed by a fun hour on the snow-slope (for those who can afford it). Sanction buys a Pensioner one of those discount phone cards so he can enjoy a twenty minute call with his half brother in Australia. Sanction vists the children's ward at Newcastle General and presents each kid with a kiss, handshake and signed photo.
12:00 - 1:00
Sanction's Speech - The usual incoherant rambling about nothing in particular, delivered with a shocking lack of perspective as to its importance.
1:00 - 10:00 I love Sanction!
Celebrity talking head soundbites.
10:00 - Close Sanction's Stockingload For Adults
Featuring... Stuck In Mrs Claus' Chimney, Ruldoph the Red Knobbed Blackman, Santa's Little Yelpers, Angel On Top Of The Me, Settling Brown for the Family Christmas Rimmer, The Queen's Peach, Only Girls and Horses.
Matthew 3:38 PM
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