Sunday, May 26, 2002
New Hardline Sanction lays into the "mealy mouthed, wishy wash, tea drinking, thought thinking, guardian reading, homo-loving, liberal mafia that frustrate my plans".
Matthew 2:33 PM
Saturday, May 25, 2002
From worldwidemusicallovers.org
Dave Sanction completes second musical.
Following the success of his amazing record-breaking number one smash musical hit "David Sanction's Superstar", which only recently opened in a forth Broadway theater, Dave Sanction is at it again with a new show entitled "The Rivers of Blood".
"It's my personal take on Britain's current immigration problems", said Sanction in a busy London press conference, "and it addresses the important issues in a stark, yet visually imaginative form." Sanction explained that the musical consisted enterely of an existential discussion between Dave Sanction and the Ghost of Enoch Powell, whilst immigrants conform to their inherent racial traits on either side of the stage.
"It is to be taken completely seriously, but with a smile", stated Sanction, who has written all the songs himself. "One of the songs involves a bunch of Bosnian pickpocket kids working the streets on London, and its like that scene from the movie Oliver, although the lyrics have been changed to reflect the current mood. Sanction boasts that the musical will feature "wiggers in nogspots, bum-chums in Japface, and Texans in charcoal."
The final Act of the musical will happen twice for extra emphasis. This will be followed by two ongoing scenes to run concurrently. In the first, all Britain's immigrants are seen being thrown back into their respective countries by a man with giant hands. In the second scene, Dave Sanction drives a specially calibrated tank over 100,000 immigrant people, squashing them into full size Union Jack flags.
In the last line of the play, the Ghost of Enoch says to Dave Sanction "You truly are a great man. My political heir and a national hero. Only you can stop the RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM FLOWING!" The play will debut on BBC4.
Matthew 3:40 PM
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